'Pretty Little Liars' recap: Swingin' Around At Nothing
Her solution, which indicates she's not operating at full capacity: Hock Melissa's wedding ring, buy Toby a truck, and get them both out of their unnatural sister-situations forever. In the end, we learn that Melissa's been sneaking out to see Wren (!), not Ian -- which could mean it was never Ian's baby at all and thus is not Of Satan.
Aria's first half-day at college involves Jackie Molina immediately figuring out that her ex-fiancé is dating a child, and then ending up in a Ceramics class with Creepy Jenna Cavanaugh, whom you might remember as the girl Aria and her friends 1) set on fire, 2) blinded, and 3) beat up later in the bathroom.