'Project Runway': Anthony the amabassador for second chances

anthony-project-runway-320.jpgWow, all of the bitchy guys give it up for Anthony and his good run. Bye, Anthony.

Heidi tells them that they will be designing for a difficult celebrity. Joan Rivers is my first thought. It's, um, Heidi. Wow. I want to shoot this show.

It's a red carpet look and Heidi tells them that it needs to be "more simple." It will be for her once she is no longer with child. They have a dossier that serves as an example of what she wears.

Jonathan and Mila are confused. Maya decides to leave the competition. She says she's "not ready to go all the way." Wow. I don't know what to say. She says she's not fully developed. Huh? I. Don't know what to think. I guess I'm impressed. But, really I'm just confused. Bye, boring Maya. Everyone is confused, just like moi. I just wrote "moi."

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