'Real Housewives' cage fight: Who's more bananas? NYC's Kelly Bensimon or NJ's Danielle Staub?
In the left corner, Kelly: From the moment we met Kelly, we knew someone spilled some coffee on her motherboard. She has her own language and sees things through Kelly-tinted glasses.Then, we watched in horror as she delivered her "I'm up here, you're down here" speech to Bethenny Frankel last season. Afterwards, she would never remember that quite the way we did.