Rihanna offends Charlie Sheen, gets a rant in verse

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Charlie Sheen was offended when Rihanna didn't want to meet his girlfriend. The singer thus got a tiger blood-infused rant in return for blowing off Brett Rossi.

The nutty almost-poem from the "Anger Management" star was posted to Twitlonger on Thursday (May 22) and contains insults more familiar to Chuck Lorre of "Two and a Half Men."

First, Sheen had to set up the situation:

"we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiance
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.
(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)
well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time."

This was not an OK answer, according to Sheen. Not that he wanted to talk to Rihanna anyway.

"no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
'please kill me now'
that I'd never get back."

Unfortunately, Rossi was sad, so it was time for a Rihanna-directed tirade.

"Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)"

Sheen was especially indignant because he doesn't think he would do the same.

"you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time."

The source of his displeasure now made clear, Sheen moved on to the insult phase of his rant.

"Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none."

Shockingly, Rihanna has not responded to Sheen's words.

Photo/Video credit: Getty Images