Ron Burgundy at the Canadian curling Olympic trials is the best curling highlights video you'll watch all day
The absurdity of grown-ups sliding rocks on ice -- and people paying to watch it -- pairs nicely with Burgundy's inherent ridiculousness. (SORRY, CANADIANS.) Check out the highlight reel from his appearance in the "Paris of Canada" (a.k.a. Winnipeg), in which he hand-feeds donuts to a stadium worker, smack talks the commentators, and tries his hand at color commentary.
Stay classy, Winnipeg.