Russell Brand wants to eat off David Beckham's abs
The comedian told a Los Angeles audience he has a man crush on Becks, according to the Huffington Post UK, and considers him a "god." (Well, really, who doesn't?) "Just look at him in those underwear ads," says the self-confessed sex addict. "I'm not gay, but I would eat food off his body."
Brand expanded on his desires, saying if given the chance, he'd probably choose eggs for the meal. "Preferably something that needs to be mopped up," he says. And women everywhere would stand in line for the leftovers.