Sandra Bullock gets naked to slap Chelsea Handler in the shower - welcome to your new set!
"First of all, stop calling yourself the white Oprah," says Bullock, as she continually smacks Chelsea in the face.
"You have a responsibility to become a respectable talk show host ... just because you're the only person on late-night television that has tiny little lady bits does not give you a free pass. You have a responsibility to be a role model," says Bullock. "A role model to young girls and gay and questioning men."
Bullock also advises, "Lay off the booze. Lay off the booze. Lay off the booze ... Stop sleeping with your guests ... that's why I've not done your show. I don't want to sleep with you."
Watch the opening sketch here - apparently Chelsea showers with Chuy.