Sarah Palin slaps down breast implant rumors

After Tea Party darling Sarah Palin showed up at the Belmont Stakes race track on June 5, looking way bustier than she ever has, the Web was afire about her breast implants because apparently no one knows about padded uplift bras.

And of course, this Internet rumor caused a run on Photoshopped pics -- like the ones above -- of a Playboy-shaped Sarah.