Selena Gomez's stalker detained; Justin Bieber gets meat face sculpture

selena-gomez-2cool.jpg>> Thomas Brodnicki, the man accused of stalking Selena Gomez, is in LAPD custody again after a judge dismissed felony stalking charges against him on Wednesday (Nov. 16). Although a judge had released Brodnicki, cops still believe the guy is a threat to Gomez and he's being held on a 5150 mental health hold pending further evaluation, reports TMZ. Before he was taken into custody, TMZ caught up with Brodnicki in his Los Angeles neighborhood. "I'm very anti-material," said Brodnicki. "I don't like even touching anything that isn't Selena Gomez." [ TMZ]

justin-bieber-meatface.jpg >> Meanwhile, Gomez's boyfriend -- pop prince Justin Bieber -- has been immortalized in meat. While his face has obviously been sculpted from ground beef and his hair has been lovingly recreated using strips of bacon (Canadian?), we're totally stuck when it comes to figuring out what they used to mimic the Bieb's teeth -- perhaps the same elusive substance that gives the McRib its bony shapeliness? (And no, as far as we know, the meaty creation was not made by Selena's stalker.) [via MTV]

>> Mariah Carey isn't the only one showing off a svelte post-baby body. On Thursday (Nov. 17), Victoria Beckham turned up for the 2011 WWD Apparel & Retail CEO Summit at New York's Plaza Hotel looking trim in a black and blue sheath just four months after giving birth to daughter Harper Seven in July. The former Spice Girl and her soccer star husband, David Beckham, also have three sons. Beckham was likely at the industry event promoting her clothing line.

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