Sinead O'Connor wants to have sex with you
Pope-hating '90s icon Sinead O'Connor is ready for some lovin'. O'Connor wrote on her website that she is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man."
O'Connor has been using both her website and Twitter to toss out the proverbial net, describing in graphic detail exactly what she'd do with the lucky winner (hint: it involves the road less traveled).
O'Connor is not without standards; she insists that "stubble is a non-negotiable must" and her suitor "must not be named Brian or Nigel." But before you sign up for what would undoubtedly make an excellent bar story, let's take a moment to weigh the pros and cons.
- PRO: If you ever time traveled back to 1992, you would be a sexual hero to millions.
- CON: Speaking of time, it was unkind to Sinead.
- PRO: No string attached hanky panky.
- CON: She'll most likely tweet about it. To everyone.
- PRO: Accents are sexy.
- CON: Sinead is not.
The choice is yours...