Ashton Kutcher hosted SNL last night to less than rave reviews. His "horse-penis" slave boy's grape attack on Andy Samberg's Roman enemy was slightly amusing.
But one of the night's stand-out skits was Bill Hader's impression of call girl-scandalized former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer doing an spot for his new line of greeting cards for couples who have gone through marital difficulties like he and his wife.
Did we mention that Kristen Davis, the Manhattan Madame who allegedly supplied Eliot with babes, has announced she is running for governor?
Anyway, forget the Super Bowl. Here's a competition you can control. Watch both skits and pick your favorite.