Snooki makes bank; Tim Gunn bashes Gaga's meat dress

Nicole-Snooki-Polizzi-Jersey-Shore-MTV-500.jpgOnly got a few minutes? Chew on these bite-size celebrity news morsels.

What would you do with $20,000? Pay student loans? Put a down payment on a house? Hire "Jersey Shore"'s Snooki to attend your event? If you answer yes to that last one, you're in luck because that's exactly what the pint-sized star charges.[US Weekly]