'So You Think You Can Dance' recap: Good Housekeeping
Appropriately, given last night's prop-heavy affair, the group dance revolves around an unsettlingly large red flower, standing on its stem in a manner that defies gravity and all manner of natural laws. The guys start out standing around it, like sentries, and the white costumes and harsh back-lighting give everything a desaturated black-and-white feel. Very stark. I keep expecting they're gonna spring a surprise Mia group dance on us, and this one has me more fooled than most. But logic -- and the "disturbing scenes in nature" quality of the routine -- say Sonya. Really beautiful movement in a kind of regimented, almost militaristic manner. Which ... doesn't say Sonya. Okay, I give. (It's Justin Giles!)
Cat introduces the jidges, and we see the wonderfully batty Christina Applegate has abdicated, leaving Nigel, Mary, and Lil' C on the panel. I was going to remark that I've appreciated how the celeb judges occasionally will abdicate when it comes to the elimination episodes, but this week we're going purely by votes anyway, so I guess it's neither here nor there. And I will miss Christina's armchair psychology, I won't lie.
We're starting off with solos -- which aren't really pertinent to anything, as the results are already locked in. But we get to see amazing things like Sasha throw herself around the stage without any regard for life or limb. It's enough to get the judges on their feet, which appears to once again set the Melanie/Sasha balance back to even. Caitlynn's solo is next, and for a hopelessly doomed contestant, she's certainly making the best of her walk down the green mile. Melanie's next and ... what is there even to say about this girl? That I see God every time she points her toes? Because I maybe do?