Spencer Pratt misses fame, not his wife

Bachelor-to-be Spencer Pratt isn't bothered about wife Heidi Montag's recent petition for divorce, but he would like to be on TV again.

The former "Hills" star, who wasn't even allowed into the finale party, is so desperate to reignite his flickering fame, he's taken to Twitter to get back in MTV's favor.

Samples from his more awkward entries include "don't know how to live without producers guiding my storyline" and "once these Shores boys are done I am on the bench coach ready to make ratings PLAYBOY SPENCE BACK."

And the third-person references don't stop there.