'Teen Wolf's' Crystal Reed turns 29: Ways Allison Argent could beat you in a fight

"Teen Wolf" star Crystal Reed turns 29 on Feb. 6, 2014. In honor of the big day, here are 29 ways Allison Argent could beat any of us in a fight. Not that anyone sane would take on the show's favorite werewolf hunter.

1. Along with Lydia, Allison is judging you.

1.jpg 2. She is skeptical of any lies you tell her.

crystal-reed-birthday-2.jpg 3. She confronts bad guidance counselors with impressive directness.

crystal-reed-birthday-3.jpg 4. Do you know how to set a booby trap? Allison does.

crystal-reed-birthday-4.jpg 5. Allison's friends can beat you up too.

crystal-reed-birthday-5.jpg 6. Her self-defense skills are sufficient to fight off a werewolf. A werewolf!

crystal-reed-birthday-6.jpg 7. No man can resist Allison's charms.

crystal-reed-birthday-7.jpg 8. Unless you're Oliver Queen, Allison's archery skills almost definitely surpass yours.

crystal-reed-birthday-8.jpg 9. If you did manage to hurt Allison, she knows first aid.

crystal-reed-birthday-9.jpg 10. You can't sneak up on her in the shower.

crystal-reed-birthday-10.jpg 11. Or in the closet.

crystal-reed-birthday-11.jpg 12. It's no use trying to hide. Allison can read maps.

crystal-reed-birthday-12.jpg 13. If Allison doesn't want to get out of bed, Allison doesn't get out of bed.

crystal-reed-birthday-13.jpg 14. It bears repeating: No man can resist Allison's charms.

crystal-reed-birthday-14.jpg 15. You don't want to mess with Allison's dad.

crystal-reed-birthday-15.jpg 16. As we were saying about Allison's dad ... (Notice the gun on the desk?)

crystal-reed-birthday-16.jpg 17. Not even bank vaults can keep out Allison.

crystal-reed-birthday-17.jpg 18. She can burrow when necessary.

crystal-reed-birthday-18.jpg 19. Allison doesn't trust anything, even fog.

crystal-reed-birthday-19.jpg 20. She sleeps with a giant knife under her pillow.

crystal-reed-birthday-20.jpg 21. When you hang out at her house, there are weapons just lying around on tables.

crystal-reed-birthday-21.jpg 22. Allison has a gun. It's a really big gun.

crystal-reed-birthday-22.jpg 23. Again: No man can resist Allison's charms.

crystal-reed-birthday-23.jpg 24. She could kill you with that paintbrush.

crystal-reed-birthday-24.jpg 25. Seriously, no man can resist Allison's charms.

crystal-reed-birthday-25.jpg 26. Big, tough men lean on Allison for support.

crystal-reed-birthday-26.jpg 27. The Argent family has access to weapons you've never even heard of before.

crystal-reed-birthday-27.jpg 28. Not even Wonder Woman can top Allison's lasso skills.

crystal-reed-birthday-28.jpg 29. As previously mentioned, Allison has her charms.

crystal-reed-birthday-29.jpgHappy Birthday, Crystal Reed -- please don't hurt us!

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