The virtual Vanity Fair Oscar bash

What? Your Vanity Fair Oscar bash ticket still hasn't arrived? Dammit!

No worries. You can still catch all the insider glitz and glamour — George Clooney, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams, Jake Gyllenhaal and whoever, Terrence Howard, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Charlize Theron, Keira Knightley, Reese Witherspoon, etc., etc. — at the venerable bash held at Morton's in West Hollywood, Calif., on Sunday night.

This year Vanity Fair's gala will be webcast live from the restaurant starting at midnight. Woo-hoo!

So set your alarm and then click on this link to see who's chatting up whom, making deals and carrying big gold statues. Actually, this is way better than having to get all dressed for the night, trust me.

And if you want to read VF honcho Graydon Carter's secrets to throwing the world's most famous Oscar gala in an excerpt from his book "Oscar Night," just follow this link and take notes.