'The Apprentice' recap: Psycho Beach Party
The women's team is divided pretty cleanly, with Lisa, Aubrey and Debbie on one side, Patricia and Dayana on the other and Teresa willing to float to whatever side is making her feel less like the total idiot she is.
In happier news, Lou Ferrigno gets to present the winning team's check to an adorable little girl with muscular dystrophy. Lou gets choked up, despite the fact that the moment is as obviously staged as anything I've seen on TV, from the coached little girl to the insanely glossy music, but it's adorable nonetheless.
The client is Crystal Light. The judges are Don Jr. and Ivanka. The mission is to throw a launch party to introduce one of two Crystal Light "mocktail" flavors. The women choose Aubrey as project manager and will promote the Pomtini flavor. The men choose Clay as the PM and will promote the Peach Bellini flavor. The Crystal Ligt execs stress that they are looking for creativity, brand messaging and an overall party atmosphere in this task. Aubrey manages to let us know that "as a sorority sister and former member of Danity Kane, I've thrown lots of parties." Noted. Clay, meanwhile, interviews that "as a clubber," Aubrey has an advantage. "Aubrey popped right out of her momma's chooch and started grabbing onto the stripper pole," he giggles, followed by a "...How's that? Can you use that?" F***, I like Clay Aiken now.