'The Bachelor' recap: Thank U 4 a Funky Time, Darling Nicki
Ben packs up in his hotel room, talking some inane **** about how he has one more "key card" in his journey, which is Switzerland, and how he can see a life with all three of these women, but he doesn't mean it in a Big Love way. As far as we know, he's still planning to ask only one to marry him.
First up, Nicki: there's always something "enticing" about Nicki. She's a dark horse, and she deserves a Nobel prize for not curling up into a fetal position when it rained on their date in Puerto Rico. Jesus, this show lasts only ten weeks -- you don't GET A CLIP SHOW. The Bachelor thinks we all have the attention span of gerbils.
Lindzi is a little bit country and a little bit city, and Ben wants to have sex with a horse, or something. He says Lindzi is funny and open, and plus he'll get to pull his in-laws around in a carriage.
Also, there is Courtney.