'The Fabulist' premiere: Kristin Cavallari's new E! lifestyle show
Just kidding. K-Cav and co-host Orly Shani ("Or-Sha"?) spend 30 minutes each week with their guests -- this week's guests were fashion photographer Nigel Barker and model Jessica White -- talking about the hottest trends in fashion, beauty and decorating.
The premiere episode touched on:
"I'm seeing them on the runway, I'm seeing them on the red carpet even, but it doesn't mean I like them. Sometimes you make mistakes! ... I just don't get it, it looks like they're your boyfriend's pants." -- Nigel.
"You cannot wear this trend if you can lift up your breast and put a pencil under it." -- Jessica
"Quite frankly, I think they're kind of sexy in a kind of weird, kinky kind of way. If Lt. Uhuru can rock an earpiece and it's got that sort of sci-fi angle to it, why not?" -- Nigel
"It gets the job done." -- K-Cav
The show actually wasn't the worst thing in the world, but it was greatly buoyed by Nigel Barker being funny. It remains to be seen if the program works without a funny guest.