'The Following,' 'The Walking Dead,' 'Community' and more of the best TV lines from March 31 to April 6
Claire: "Ryan ..."
"The Walking Dead"
Carl: "I'm not what he thinks I am. I'm just another monster too."
Rick: "They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out ... that they're screwing with the wrong people."
Everyone: "Yo Jobra!"
"How I Met Your Mother"
Marshall: "I'm gonna be running for state Supreme Court. So if everything goes well, in a couple months you won't be calling me Judge Fudge anymore. You'll be calling me Fudge Supreme."
Ted: "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
Jimmy: "You're a narpolist ... narcolep ... nars ..."
Virginia: "Narcissist, Jimmy. Ugh -- I hate it when people try to use words they can't pronounce."
Jimmy on saving for Hope's college: "We're her parents. We can figure out a way to pay for this, even it means saving $1,000 a year. That should cover it, right?"
Sabrina: "Yeah -- if you're talking about the boob job she'll need to pole-dance her way through college."
Burt: "I did get to punch someone to Kenny Loggins music. That puts me in an exclusive club with Tom Cruise and Kevin Bacon."
"The Big Bang Theory"
Raj: "She told me she always thought people from India were exotic and mysterious. So with my mouth I said, 'We're just like anybody else,' but with my eyes I said, 'Straight up, Red. Hop on my flying carpet.'"
Abby: "You don't get to run. You're a Gladiator. Gladiators don't run, they fight. They slay dragons, they wipe off the blood and stitch up their wounds, and they live to fight another day. You don't get to run."
Jake: "I asked you to save me and you said no."
Andy: "You're a millionaire?"
Tom: "Well, I am a brain surgeon and my largest personal expense is doll clothes, so."
Red: "Dembe, get the hacksaw. We're going to have to take him out of here in pieces. [long pause] Ha, I'm just kidding! We'll get old Christopher to talk. Who's up for a field trip?"