'The Good Wife,' 'Mom,' 'Scandal' and more best lines for the week of April 13-19
"The Good Wife"
Diane to Alicia: "We were like two mistresses at an Irish funeral. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant that metaphorically."
David on Florrick/Agos' offices: "Very 1990s T-shirt factory."
"Game of Thrones"
Olenna to Sansa: "War is war, but killing a man at a wedding? Horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing? As if men need more reasons to fear marriage."
Brienne, of Jamie: " In truth, he rescued me, your grace -- more than once." -
Cersei: "[Pauses] Did he? I hadn't heard that story before."
Margaery: "Oh look, the pie!"
"Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown"
Bourdain on the food in Punjab, India: "If this was what vegeterianism meant in most of the places it's practiced in the West, I'd be at least half as much of a d*** about it."
Violet, in labor: "What are you doing?"
Christy: "I'm making a video for you to watch the next time you think about having unprotected sex."
Bonnie: "I've been dreaming about standing over your dead body for years."
Alvin: "So you dream about me?"
"Agents of SHIELD"
Simmons to Fitz, after he shares their "orders": "SHIELD's been destroyed, Fury's dead; aren't they just requests?"
Skye: "We'll be ghosts. Not agents of SHIELD, just agents of nothing."
Ward: "I'm everyone's type."
David: "Homeland Security? They'll bury this whole thing under eight tons of paperwork and Voldemort gets away scot-free again."
Olivia: "I wouldn't want you if knowing what you know you left her now."
Olivia: "How did we get like this? When did we stop being people?"
Cyrus: "Were we ever people? Or did serving at the pleasure of the president just help us to shed our pesky skins and unmask us as the monsters we really are?"