'The Hunger Games' meets 'Real Housewives': Who would win?
"Her show-within-a-book is so well thought out, and it contains an incredible underlying truth about propaganda and how reality shows are produced, edited and spoon-fed to consumers hungry for more," he writes.
Cohen also confesses to having secretly fantasized about how a "Real Housewives of The Hunger Games" might play out.
In "The Hunger Games" book and its movie adaptation coming out March 23, two tributes are sent from each of 12 districts to compete in The Hunger Games -- so if two Housewives from each of the franchise's cities were sent to compete to the death, who do you think would come out the victor?
Perhaps a feisty Tamra Barney (especially feisty after the latest allegations from fellow Housewife Gretchen Rossi)? Or Miss NeNe Leakes brandishing her five-inch spiky heels? Or maybe Kyle Richards, able to conceal herself in a cloak of long hair? Teresa Giudice with her table-flipping prowess? Or the Countess, who could teach the other competitors a thing or two about the etiquette of the games?
We've selected two Housewives from each of the franchise's current cities to go to "The Real Housewives of The Hunger Games." Weigh in as to who you think will come out victorious! May the odds be ever in their favor ...