The Onion gives 'Lost' fans a Dharma wedgie
But apparently, those people think WE are the weird ones. I guess they look at us not unlike the way the survivors of Oceanic 815 view the Others. Just the fact that I made that comparison only solidifies the divide between the enlightened soul that is I and the fun-hating, soul-sucking, kitten-kicking folks on the other side. But apparently, The Onion falls into that category, having produced a faux news clip that pretty takes every "Lost" fan through the ringer. By the end, most hard-core "Lost" fans are going to feel worse than Jack Shephard did post-coital with Achara.
But hey, it's not like the following clip about annoying "Lost" fans applies to me. I mean, I don't do anything like they describe in this video, right?
Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever
OK, so the fact that I momentarily thought Damon Lindelof inserted The Valenzetti Equation into official canon means I'm EXACTLY the type of person described in this video. If you'll excuse me, I have to go apologize to my mother for trying to explain why pushing a button saves the world.
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