'The Vampire Diaries,' 'Nashville,' 'Arrow' and more of TV's best lines from the week of May 12-18
"The Vampire Diaries"
Matt: "Can we talk about the irony of blowing up the only place dumb enough to hire us?"
Damon: "Even if I wanted to apologize, you couldn't hear me. So I won't."
Elena: "Please don't leave me."
Damon: "I don't have a choice, baby. You are by far the greatest thing to have ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth. The fact that I get to die knowing that I was loved, not just by anyone, but by you? Elena Gilbert? That's the epitome of a fulfilled life. It's never going to get any better than this. I peaked. I love you, Elena."
Deacon: "You and me, right? That's how it's supposed to be. You know that. It's Maddie and Daphne and you and me."
Oliver: "Slade took Laurel because he wants to kill the woman I love ..."
Oliver: "So he took the wrong woman."
Oliver: "I love you."
Felicity: "If you spent five years on this island, when did you learn to fly a plane?"
Malcolm: "Thea, it's dangerous out there ..."
Thea: "Better than in here with my psycho-villain dad who's happy I tried to kill him!"
"Game of Thrones"
Tycho Nestoris: "Welcome to the Iron Bank. Please, sit."
"Agents of SHIELD"
Tripplett: "Sir, I bring the noise and the funk wherever I go."
Deathlok: "I was told to never leave your side, sir."
Garrett: "I love you too."
Nick Fury: "I went to great pains to make sure you didn't die the first time."
Coulson: "Now's probably not the best time, but I'd like to have a lengthy conversation with you about that. It might get loud."
Dean: "Nice reflexes. Better hair."
Rebekah: "What's her name?"
Esposito: "Just imagine your wedding guests are murder suspects ..."
Ryan: "... in their underwear."
Castle: "That's the deal: We want the happy ending, we can't give up."
Castle: "This looks like the start of an Amish horror film."
"Person of Interest"
Collier: "So who's ready to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?"
Finch: "I'm good with computers."
Root: "You're not a free man anymore, Harold. You're just a number."
"The Big Bang Theory"
Leonard, about Sheldon: "I know his password so I can track his phone. Ever since he wandered off at the swap meet chasing a balloon, I get worried."
Penny: "He can take care of himself. We went over stranger danger and gave him that whistle."
Reddington: "Being shot in the hand is just an absolute b****, all those little bones. At least it goes right through. Worst part, honestly? Is needing someone to help zip your fly. ... Being shot in the hip, on the other hand, Jiminy Cricket. Thick bone, big artery, not to mention the fact that it makes walking upright forever impossible."