'The View's' Elisabeth Hasselbeck explains Osama Bin Laden's death to her kids in a poem
On Wednesday's (May 4) show, Hasselbeck recited a simple self-composed ditty she wrote for her children -- who she claimed are too young to understand any of this anyway, then sat back pleased as punch with her own grisly wit:
"Osama Bin Laden was a very bad guy,
He hurt many people, don't ask me why,
We shot him in the head and now he is dead,
Now close your eyes and go to bed."
We wonder when they'll be old enough to understand that mom is kind of inappropriate.