Tiger Woods' Masters' mistress protection program! Watch it live

tiger-woods-security-team.jpgWho's got Tiger's tail at the Masters?

His protective posse of 82 bodyguards will include armed Sheriff's department dudes, former FBI and Secret Service agents -- the latter we assume are trained to take a bullet for their ward -- who have all have been given mugshots of the golfing god's dozen-plus mistresses, reports the Daily Mail.