'True Blood' recap: My Other Broom Is A Car
Because Marnie did some kind of spell that means Antonia can't leave no matter how crazy she gets, Lala and Jesus take the witch corpse into the bathroom and do some kind of really bad magic that makes the demon face of Jesus blow fire out of it. Out of his face! It's scary. Meanwhile, less scary: Fake-looking ****ty CGI fire in a circle around Sookie that makes her cry and scream and everybody worries about her some more. Oh, and Tara calls stupid Roy an Uncle Tom, which made me laugh a little bit.
In the end, Lala and Jesus help Antonia desert the sinking ship that is Marnie, invalidating all of her/their spells and letting the vampires in so they can murder the **** out of Roy, and then shoot Marnie fulla holes. That part was pretty awesome, but not as awesome as -- later that night -- Lafayette holding Jesus's hand through some PTSD stuff and then opening his eyes to find Ghost Marnie floating up there, ready to take over his body!