'Two and Half Men': Charlie Sheen kill-off reportedly starts Season 9
Deadline reports that Charlie Harper is dead, and the two-part premiere will include a funeral populated by the playboy's many past girlfriends.
After he's in the ground -- or maybe a cremation is more convenient, you know it won't be an open casket -- Alan ( Jon Cryer) and Jake ( Angus T. Jones) will put their shared home on the market.
A parade of celebrities and stars from other Chuck Lorre series (namely "Mike & Molly" or "Big Bang Theory) will stop by as prospective buyers -- as will new star Ashton Kutcher.
Kutcher's yet-to-be-named character is pretty much destined to buy the house, but we can't imagine it won't go down without some sort of cohabitation coming into play.