VMAs 2013: Miley Cyrus takes off her clothes and enters our teddy-bear themed nightmares
The 2013 MTV Video Music Awards are known for boundary-pushing and strange performances. But even that show couldn't have been ready for what Miley Cyrus brought to the Brooklyn stage with the help of Robin Thicke and 2 Chainz.
There were teddy bears (so many teddy bears ...). Miley got naked (more or less).
Singing happened too, but seriously -- was anyone paying any attention to that? How could they with the former Hannah Montana hip-thrusting and turning beloved childhood toys into nightmares?
Seriously, you sometimes have to wonder if mind-altering substances are required for anyone hoping to perform at the VMAs.
How crazy was it? While words cannot appropriately express everything that seared our vision for a few minutes on a hot Sunday night in Brooklyn, the Zap2It office tried.
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Here is, completely unedited, the e-mail chain written by a group of seasoned pop-culture reporters during the Miley Cyrus performance:
- "Words cannot express this, but I'll try."
- "I bet Liam is so glad he dumped her right now."
- "What's going on at the top of her thighs?"
- "That two-second shot of the row watching Miley in stunned disbelief."
- "It's bad when someone out-cheeses Robin Thicke."
- "I need about three showers now."
- "This is on advertiser supported cable? Thank God it's after 9."
If Miley, Robin and 2 wanted to shock the audience, they did an amazing job and achieved success beyond their wildest