Watch the Richard Simmons Air New Zealand in-flight safety video
Personally, we're not convinced this would be all that reassuring for someone experiencing pre-flight anxiety, but hey, maybe Simmons is actually a calming influence in New Zealand.
In the three-minutes-and-change video, Simmons leads a group decked out in '80s-era "Sweatin' to the Oldies" garb through the need-to-know facts about airline travel: How to inflate life vests and don air masks, the best crash position to take and how to calmly (calmly?) get to the nearest exit in the event of an unexpected landing.
Simmons also -- after admonishing some dude to turn off his electronic devices -- gives the guy a big kiss on the cheeck. Aww!