Wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress on Halloween? Cook up another costume!

 

If  you're planning on wearing Lady Gaga's VMA meat dress (or Vogue meat bikini) this Halloween, fuggedaboutit  and cook up another kinky costume idea.

According to some New Jersey butchers, a Gagaesque raw meat Halloween costume is unsanitary, expensive, (depending on the cut you get), very cold and sticky-Icky. And it  has the potential to be far more revealing than you plan.

Why? Well, don't plan on having much of your outfit left by the end  of the night. As one girl who was planning on doing bacon strips remarks in the video, she doubts she would have much meat left on her body by the end of the night.