But then came Jennifer Lopez's bizarre sculpted mini-dress that looked like it was molded to fit her famous booty.
Why wear something that makes your hips look even broader? Isn't that one of the things (next to upper arm flab) that women would pay any amount of money to conceal? We don't get it. Can anyone explain?
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Then watch J. Lo take an accidental tumble onstage. Oh, but wait. All that padding did have a purpose.