Woody Allen on life, aging and death: Paging Dr. Kevorkian!

woody-allen-cannes-2010.jpgCount on funny man Woody Allen to really brighten up the mood at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival.

Reading his quotes from a press conference in Cannes, where he's promoting his new film, "You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger," makes one want to call Dr. Jack Kevorkian and ask him to put him out of his misery or run a nice warm bath and hand the acclaimed director a new razor blade.