Will Zsa Zsa Gabor be California's next first lady? Dahling, please say no

zsa-zsa-gabor.jpgWill Zsa Zsa Gabor be California's next first lady?

And you thought Maria Shriver -- who has a penchant for breaking the law by driving while using her cell phone -- was bad.

Zsa Zsa's ninth husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, a German-born socialite with no political experience but countless hours in front of the TMZ cameras, announced his run for California governor this week. 

Von Anhalt, 65, held a news conference in West Hollywood and unveiled a billboard on Sunset Strip. It showed him dressed in a military-style coat adorned with questionable medals.

Von Anhalt is a fiscally conservative Republican who supports gay marriage rights, an amnesty for illegal immigrants and legalization of marijuana. Of course, he does. Cause he's smoking something!