Why we're buying a ticket:
This is like a Syfy Saturday movie that hit the big time (Show of hands: Who saw "Mega Piranha"?). We have this sick fascination with fish who have a taste for human flesh, and these are prehistoric ones that have been unleashed by a tremor under Lake Victoria. Obviously this ancient lineage makes them even more fearsome and rapacious than those wimpy modern piranhas. We also hear Eli Roth stars as the emcee for a wet t-shirt contest, so what more do you need for the finest in summer viewing?
--Hanh Nguyen, Zap2it