Since we really can't improve on it, we'll just share the transcript of Robin Roberts' pre-Oscar chat with comedian (and former Oscar host) Chris Rock.

Robin: You're back up here on the big stage.
Chris: I'm back up here. I'm a little itchy. It's not too late for me to shoot Billy and do the show myself.
Robin: Don't do a Galooly or the Tonya Harding thing.
Chris: Ha, the Tonya Harding thing, yeah.

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