Super slim-downs: 'DWTS'

Wanna lose weight? Well, all it takes is becoming a B-list celebrity, dropping off the face of the Earth for a while, and then making a comeback on "Dancing With the Stars." Forget "The Biggest Loser"! The "Dancing With the Stars" contestants have dropped some serious poundage and they did it dancing, which is far more entertaining than towing airplanes across a runway. (Seriously, what sadist creates the challenges on "The Biggest Loser"?)