Top 10 Tools of 2009: Zap2it's Year in Review

When will Levi Johnston go away? He has parlayed his position as VP candidate grandbaby daddy into a trip to the Teen Choice Awards with Kathy Griffin, a Fleshbot award, an endorsement deal for nuts and a spread in Playgirl. He serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever... except as everybody's punchline. Go back to Alaska, you tool. Take your baby's grandma with you.

Tool verdict: Safety goggles (Our eyes! Our eyes! They burn!)

-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it

Related:
A week in Levi's genes part I
A week in Levi's genes part II
A week in Levi's genes part III