When will Levi Johnston go away? He has parlayed his position as VP candidate grandbaby daddy into a trip to the Teen Choice Awards with Kathy Griffin, a Fleshbot award, an endorsement deal for nuts and a spread in Playgirl. He serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever... except as everybody's punchline. Go back to Alaska, you tool. Take your baby's grandma with you.
Safety goggles (Our eyes! Our eyes! They burn!)
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it
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