Where to start with this hardware store on legs? With the numerous phone calls from his daughter Lindsay that he taped and made public, under the guise of "helping" her? His teaming with Jon Gosselin for the alleged reality show "The Divorced Dads Club"? The fact that despite all his supposed efforts to aid his family, the only thing it accomplishes is keeping his name in circulation? Yeah, that's a start.
Tool verdict: C-Clamp (This piece of work needs a better grasp on reality!)