Hollywood's guide to green-card romances

Laurie Foreman (Christina Moore) comes to Fez’s (Wilmer Valderrama) rescue in season five after he’s arrested and faced with deportation. The two enjoy a one night stand at the lake and then take off for a quickie wedding. Despite giving Red a heart attack and Laurie going on their honeymoon with someone else, the two survive an INS visit and Fez gets his green card.

Lesson learned: Sometimes your best friend’s promiscuous sister is the best route. She gets to be rebellious and you get your green card.

-- Emily Christianson, latimes.com