Hollywood's guide to green-card romances

Ben (Rick Gonzalez) consents to a green card marriage with his British co-worker. The two get caught, and Ben goes to jail, while his wife goes on the lam with his money.

Lesson learned: Avoid double standards: If she can have an "extramarital" affair and you can't, she probably can't be trusted.

-- Hanh Nguyen, Zap2it.com