The crazy ladies guide to love

Do: Remember that the nanny is the glue that holds the family together. You'll want to take a hard line with local bullies and be a better mother to your charges than their actual mother.

Don’t: It's very easy to fake an asthma attack. If your employer's wife does, don't turn your back on her or you may take a tumble.

-- Andy Grieser, Zap2it.com