Divine Intervention in Hollywood

"Michael"

Divine on a Dime: Archangel Michael (John Travolta) comes to Earth on a sabbatical to live it up with food, women and dance, because we just can't have a Travolta flick without some "Solid Gold" sashaying on the dance floor. Apparently, life is too short for even angels who've authored parts of the Bible to be bothered with keeping up appearances and petty human definitions of sin. So smoke, shell out wisdom and head to Chicago, for tomorrow we die.