Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do?: In a fairyland where short hermits named Jack (Tom Cruise) and princesses named Lily (Mia Sara) frolic in fields as in a tampon commercial, the Lord of Darkness (Tim Curry) wants his servant to remove unicorns' horns to ensure sunshine never returns. Oh, and he tries to run game on the princess-turned-goth.
Scare Factor: On a scale of one out of ten, 10 being the biggest, bad-ass Beelzebub you never want to cross, and one being a kinder gentler Satan, the cloven-hoofed Abaddon with abs of steel and a Jay Leno chin is a six. The devil is castrating unicorns, people. Unicorns! That's like drop-kicking a Care Bear.