Zap2It's TV Show Rehab: 12 Steps to a better 'Gossip Girl'

College life in general just seems too big and diffuse for Gossip Girl to be that big an influence any more. Dan's girlfriend is on Jimmy Fallon and is being chased by paparazzi while getting free condoms at the student health center, for heaven's sake. The pond has grown a bit. Either find a way to make Constance and Jenny's dominance there a more central storyline, or get Gossip Girl a job at Page Six.