Zap2It's TV Show Rehab: 12 steps to a better 'Desperate Housewives'

We don't like Susan the mourning, self-righteous mother. We like the Susan who gets into all manner of half-dressed shenanigans and blurts out things that should probably stay inside her head. Susan the vigilante accuser is shrill and annoying. Susan the Wacky Hijinks Lady = awesome.