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Seymour Skinner, 'The Simpsons'
Seymour Skinner's military history is actually very similar to Don Draper's. A misguided youth, Armin Tamzarian idolized his commanding officer and took his identity when he was reported missing. When the real Seymour Skinner turned out to be alive, several misadventures followed, but we were instructed never to mention them again.