Okay, you just knew Haley's boyfriend Dylan couldn't be as perfect as he appeared. After a seemingly sweet intro to his song "In the Moonlight," we got the goods during the chorus: "Baby, baby, I just wanna do you, do you. Do you wanna do me, do me underneath the moonlight, moonlight?" Next thing we see, the entire family (including Haley's father and grandfather) are singing the ode to deflowering their daughter and granddaughter, respectively. Ugh.
-- Andy Grieser, Zap2it
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