TV Quotes of the Week: '24,' 'American Idol,' 'Glee'

"I've got to see those feet. I can tell everything about a girl by her feet. I think I could find a girl I could marry within 10 seconds just by looking at her feet. I need to get some foot action. ... The feet are a must see because it's almost a deal breaker. If they've got the crooked toes, the eagle claw -- eeee -- you may love somebody but oh, you could love them that much more if their feet were that much prettier. Got to have high arches, that's the key. If you have low arches it's just kind of manly. Got to have the painted toenails. The toenails can't be hanging off, three inches long. You don't want to see them dirty, no soles cracked, no toe jam hanging out, no corns." -- Tanner P.