Summer Movie Merch Madness

Iron Man

Mask and Repulsor Gauntlet
Critic's Rating: 3.5 stars

The packaging for this dress-up-and-shoot-at-stuff set encourages kids to "be like the invincible Iron Man." Donning this mask would doubtless transform any tot into an alcoholic billionaire lothario with a penchant for massive collateral damage. The plastic discs fired by the gauntlet are fairly harmless, but with good aim and practice you might be able to shoot someone's eye out.

Also available: Scented mini-highlighters

Noticeably absent: Bedroom playset with Gwyneth Paltrow figure